W Blix

Life lessons part XII by W Blix

Dra krakken bortått glaset…

240. You’ll have a wonderful time in Tromsø. NOT!

239. There are no secrets on the internet.

238. You gotta make Roman look really, really strong.

237. Know the comfort of parachute pants.

236. In Ancient Egypt, redheads were buried alive as sacrifice to the god Osiris. The Egyptians had the right idea.

235. It’s ok to crymax.

234. You gotta hustle for the muscle.

233. Find a socialist and punch him or her in the face.

232. Free bird!

231. What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.

230. Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of readiness to die.

229. Never go with a hippie to a second location.

228. A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer.

227. The higher the hair the closer to Jesus.

226. It’s not a meal without ketchup.

225. The secret of any great relationship is to hate the same people.

224. When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says everything’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says something’s not funny, you’d better not laugh your ass off.

223. Losers always whine about “their best” . Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

222. And those who were seen dancing were thought to be crazy by the ones who couldn’t hear the music.

221. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.

Hugs and kisses.

What is the best movie, and why is it Rocky IV? by W Blix

Rocky IV is the best movie of all time for many reasons, among these are:
1. It’s a very entertaining movie.
2. It is the pinnacle of the greatest movie franchise ever.
3. It is a fantastic sports movie.
4. Gotta love a montage.
5. The way the relationship between Rocky and Apollo developed over four movies.
6. Terrific acting performances all around.
7. James Brown as James “Living in America” Brown.
8. Dolph Lundgren as Ivan “I must break you” Drago.
9. The robot.
10. Good triumphs over evil.
11. It is very quotable.
12. It was instrumental in Us winning the cold war.

Hugs and kisses

Life lessons part XI by W Blix

The future is now!

220. Tromsø is a breeding ground for damn commies.

219. There’s nothing wrong with quoting someone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about.

218. You wanna have a really big party? you’ve gotta have some little people.

217. It’s always hammertime.

216. How do you get a redhead to argue with you? Say something.

215. Don’t hate Monday, make Monday hate you.

214. You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.

213. Communism is a hateful thing, and a menace to peace and organized government.

212. You can never have enough flashlights.

211. Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

210. You never know how strong and ready you are until being strong and ready is the only choice you have.

209. It is impossible to make a good spy movie.

208. No longer talk at all about the kind of man that a good man ought to be, but be such.

207. Can’t get along, might as well get it on.

206. More cowbell!

205. Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.

204. Trying is the first step towards failure.

203. It’s not whether you win or lose, but whether you win!

202. You don’t observe a dance class, you dance a dance class.

201. Boldly go.

Make like a tree and get out of here.

Decennium by W Blix

It is now ten years since We started this blog.

What a ride it’s been. Many tears have been shed, many laughs have been shared, many enemies have knelt before Us.

We wanna thank Our dear readers. We didn’t think We would make it this far, but your incredible devotion have kept Us going.

They try to keep Us down, but We will continue to spit the truth, no matter the repercussions.

North to the Future

Big hugs and kisses.

Life lessons part X by W Blix

Aww shit! Get your towels ready, it’s about to go down!

200. Travel advisory for Tromsø: STAY HOME!!

199. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

198. Live the gimmick.

197. The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

196. When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you’re busy.

195. If Monday were a person, it would be a ginger.

194. The best defense against bullshit is vigilance.

193. Communism is the death of the soul. It is the organization of total conformity – in short, of tyranny – and it is committed to making tyranny universal.

192. Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.

191. Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.

190. It’s not always necessary to be strong and ready, but to feel strong and ready.

189. The time is always right to do the right thing.

188. A man is only as good as his sword.

187. The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

186. Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.

185. Hug it out.

184. Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

183. It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

182. Dance, fucker, dance!

181. Come back with your shield, or on it.

Hugs and kisses.

Truth by W Blix

Doesn’t matter what the press says. Doesn’t matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn’t matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right.

This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences.

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world…

“NO, YOU MOVE.”

~Captain America

Hugs and kisses

Life lessons part IX by W Blix

Rolling like thunder, always drawing a crowd.

180. If you beat Tromsø Idrettslag, it doesn’t matter how the rest of the season goes.

179. We are all whores in the brothel of life.

178. Slater’s gonna slate.

177. A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they will never sit in.

176. Don’t believe a ginger that claims to be strawberry blonde.

175. It’s not the fart that kills you, it’s the smell.

174. Never break up a catfight.

173. Communism possesses a language which every people can understand – its elements are hunger, envy, and death.

172. If you encounter enemies then you’re going the right way.

171. Believe in the Golden Rule. The Man with the Gold, Rules.

170. Strength and readiness come only through continuous effort and struggle.

169. One thing cops respect is your pig impression.

168. A man is only as good as his word.

167. Don’t mess with Texas.

166. Next to lunch and dinner, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

165. When the robots rise up, ATM’s will lead the charge.

164. Sometimes dogs or people hate you for no reason.

163. The best team doesnt always win, its the team that plays the best.

162. A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

161. There are two types of people in the world – those with a gun, and those who dig.

Hugs and kisses.

Yes by W Blix

Even we, when it is demanded,
for its peace will encamp.

King and Country!

What is the best religion, and why is it Norse Paganism? by W Blix

There are countless religions around the world. Norse Paganism (Ásatrú, Odinism) is, objectivly speaking, the best religion. Everyone should convert to it.

To Valhalla!

Life lessons part VIII by W Blix

Put down the chainsaw and listen to Us.

160. Tromsø is bad. And not in a good way.

159. Good writers borrow, great writers steal.

158. Make sure you subscribe to the WWE Network.

157. Once you go ginger go get yourself checked at the local clinic.

156. Pix or it didnt happen.

155. If you’re a man with long hair, people will think you’re in a band.

154. If you don’t stick to your values when they’re being tested, they’re not values: they’re hobbies.

153. Communism has never come to power in a country that was not disrupted by war or corruption, or both.

152. Most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

151. Get rich or die tryin’

150. When you stay strong and ready you dont have to get strong and ready.

149. Say no to negativety.

148. You can’t conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him.

147. You can’t conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him.

146. Pay attention to detail.

145. Give credit where credit is due.

144. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.

143. Only winners get ice cream.

142. Dance until your feet hurt. Sing until your lungs hurt. Act until you’re William Hurt.

141. Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.

Hugs and kisses.