Decennium by W Blix
It is now ten years since We started this blog.
What a ride it’s been. Many tears have been shed, many laughs have been shared, many enemies have knelt before Us.
We wanna thank Our dear readers. We didn’t think We would make it this far, but your incredible devotion have kept Us going.
They try to keep Us down, but We will continue to spit the truth, no matter the repercussions.
North to the Future
Big hugs and kisses.
Life lessons part X by W Blix
Aww shit! Get your towels ready, it’s about to go down!
200. Travel advisory for Tromsø: STAY HOME!!
199. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
198. Live the gimmick.
197. The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best time is now.
196. When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you’re busy.
195. If Monday were a person, it would be a ginger.
194. The best defense against bullshit is vigilance.
193. Communism is the death of the soul. It is the organization of total conformity – in short, of tyranny – and it is committed to making tyranny universal.
192. Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.
191. Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.
190. It’s not always necessary to be strong and ready, but to feel strong and ready.
189. The time is always right to do the right thing.
188. A man is only as good as his sword.
187. The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
186. Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.
185. Hug it out.
184. Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.
183. It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
182. Dance, fucker, dance!
181. Come back with your shield, or on it.
Hugs and kisses.
Truth by W Blix
Doesn’t matter what the press says. Doesn’t matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn’t matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right.
This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences.
When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world…
“NO, YOU MOVE.”
~Captain America
Hugs and kisses
Life lessons part IX by W Blix
Rolling like thunder, always drawing a crowd.
180. If you beat Tromsø Idrettslag, it doesn’t matter how the rest of the season goes.
179. We are all whores in the brothel of life.
178. Slater’s gonna slate.
177. A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they will never sit in.
176. Don’t believe a ginger that claims to be strawberry blonde.
175. It’s not the fart that kills you, it’s the smell.
174. Never break up a catfight.
173. Communism possesses a language which every people can understand – its elements are hunger, envy, and death.
172. If you encounter enemies then you’re going the right way.
171. Believe in the Golden Rule. The Man with the Gold, Rules.
170. Strength and readiness come only through continuous effort and struggle.
169. One thing cops respect is your pig impression.
168. A man is only as good as his word.
167. Don’t mess with Texas.
166. Next to lunch and dinner, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
165. When the robots rise up, ATM’s will lead the charge.
164. Sometimes dogs or people hate you for no reason.
163. The best team doesnt always win, its the team that plays the best.
162. A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
161. There are two types of people in the world – those with a gun, and those who dig.
Hugs and kisses.
Yes by W Blix
Even we, when it is demanded,
for its peace will encamp.
King and Country!
What is the best religion, and why is it Norse Paganism? by W Blix
There are countless religions around the world. Norse Paganism (Ásatrú, Odinism) is, objectivly speaking, the best religion. Everyone should convert to it.
To Valhalla!
Life lessons part VIII by W Blix
Put down the chainsaw and listen to Us.
160. Tromsø is bad. And not in a good way.
159. Good writers borrow, great writers steal.
158. Make sure you subscribe to the WWE Network.
157. Once you go ginger go get yourself checked at the local clinic.
156. Pix or it didnt happen.
155. If you’re a man with long hair, people will think you’re in a band.
154. If you don’t stick to your values when they’re being tested, they’re not values: they’re hobbies.
153. Communism has never come to power in a country that was not disrupted by war or corruption, or both.
152. Most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
151. Get rich or die tryin’
150. When you stay strong and ready you dont have to get strong and ready.
149. Say no to negativety.
148. You can’t conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him.
147. You can’t conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him.
146. Pay attention to detail.
145. Give credit where credit is due.
144. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.
143. Only winners get ice cream.
142. Dance until your feet hurt. Sing until your lungs hurt. Act until you’re William Hurt.
141. Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
Hugs and kisses.
B Day by W Blix
Happy birthday to HM King Harald V.
King and Country!
Life lessons part VII by W Blix
YO! It’s the Blix machine! Gonna rock the town without being seen!
140. Turn your back on Tromsø.
139. Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon.
138. Make sure you download the WWE App.
137. Go west.
136. All Catholics are pedophiles.
135. When a famous man dies, the media will inevitably use any pictures and videos they can find of him dressed as a woman.
134. There is no shame in being more catalog than editorial.
133. Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don’t need it and hell where they already have it.
132. Every moment in life is an improv scene.
131. If it dont make dollars it don’t make sense.
130. A strong and ready man doesn’t need to read the future, he makes his own.
129. Bears will fuck you up.
128. Don’t mention the war.
127. Bow to your sensei!
126. In a gold rush be the guy selling shovels and maps.
125. Ethnic humor is the funniest kind of humor.
124. Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.
123. Nobody likes you when you’re 23.
122. Dance into the danger zone.
121. Put the bunny back in the box.
Hugs and kisses.
1814 by W Blix
Happy bicentennial!
Enige og troe, indtil Dovre falder!
King and Country!
