Life lessons part XV

Posted by blix on January 10, 2017
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Life lessons part XV by W Blix

Hide your kids, hide your wife. It’s life lessons.

300. The second biggest problem with Tromsø is the dialect.
299. If it rhymes, it chimes.
298. Any man with two hands has a fighting chance.
297. It’s not enough to be legit, you have to be to legit to quit.
296. How do you save a ginger from drowning? Take your foot off its head.
295. Don’t wait for the apocalypse, become the apocalypse.
294. Sometimes you just have to agree to disagree and grab some pussy.
293. The trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money.
292. Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.
291. It’s a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.
290. There’s only one certainty in life; a strong and ready man stands above and conquers all!
289. Girls just wanna have fun.
288. History defines men by moments… and shit.
287. Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
286. Don’t let school interfere with your education.
285. A boyband must have five members.
284. Just pick a dead end and chill out till you die.
283. The winner takes it all.
282. Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
281. Drink the blood of your vanquished enemy and move on.

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1916

Posted by blix on September 19, 2016
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1916 by W Blix

Happy centennial!

Ja, vi ælska Bodø/Glimt…

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Life lessons part XIV

Posted by blix on July 04, 2016
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Life lessons part XIV by W Blix

Let Us say this and when We say that, what We mean is We’re gonna say something.

280. The biggest problem with Tromsø is the people.

279. Don’t underestimate the power of being underestimated.

278. When you tell someone who doesn’t watch wrestling that you watch wrestling, they will inevitably respond with “You know it’s fake, right?”

277. When passing a redhead in the streets, you are supposed to spit and turn around.

276. Walk like an Egyptian.

275. Life is short and that’s why you have to do whatever you want all the time.

274. Never break more than one law at a time.

273. Communism is the devils lube. Which he uses daily to ass fuck people.

272. Enhance your calm.

271. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

270. When We are strong and ready, We will relinquish the search, and become “that” which We seek.

269. If things seem under control, you are just not going fast enough.

268. Real men pay with cash.

267. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.

266. Carpe the heck out of the diem.

265. If there’s room in the heart, there’s room in the butt.

264. Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.

263. It’s not worth winning if you cant deliver.

262. You can’t wait for Patrick Swayze, you have to dance for yourself.

261. What we do in life echoes in eternity.

Live free or die!

1816

Posted by blix on May 20, 2016
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1816 by W Blix

Happy bicentennial!

Farlig åpent la de byen…

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Birthday

Posted by blix on February 21, 2016
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Birthday by W Blix

Happy birthday to His Majesty King Harald V!

King and Country!

Life lessons part XIII

Posted by blix on January 21, 2016
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Life lessons part XIII by W Blix

Hear Us now and believe Us later.

260. Boycott Tromsø companies.
259. Knowing is half the battle.
258. The only card you need is the ace of spades.
257. Stick the landing!
256. Teach your daughters to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
255. Redheads are more likely to be left-handed than any other hair color.
254. Nobody likes a crybaby except their mommies and democrats.
253. Socialism is simply Communism for people without the testosterone to man the barricades.
252. Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone.
251. What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.
250. One secret of success in life is for a man to be strong and ready for his opportunity when it comes.
249. It’s amazing what liquor does to guilt.
248. A man is as a man does! NOT as he says, hopes or promises.
247. It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to them after they say it.
246. If a man says you’re ugly he’s being mean. If a woman says you’re ugly she’s envious. If a little kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
245. The secret to a happy marriage is separate bathrooms.
244. Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.
243. Losing feels worse than winning feels good.
242. The successful and happy ones dance lightly with life.
241. When you’re pushed, killing’s as easy as breathing.

Hugs and kisses.

2016

Posted by blix on January 01, 2016
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2016 by W Blix

Happy new year, kidz!

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Life lessons part XII

Posted by blix on December 18, 2015
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Life lessons part XII by W Blix

Dra krakken bortått glaset…

240. You’ll have a wonderful time in Tromsø. NOT!

239. There are no secrets on the internet.

238. You gotta make Roman look really, really strong.

237. Know the comfort of parachute pants.

236. In Ancient Egypt, redheads were buried alive as sacrifice to the god Osiris. The Egyptians had the right idea.

235. It’s ok to crymax.

234. You gotta hustle for the muscle.

233. Find a socialist and punch him or her in the face.

232. Free bird!

231. What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.

230. Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of readiness to die.

229. Never go with a hippie to a second location.

228. A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer.

227. The higher the hair the closer to Jesus.

226. It’s not a meal without ketchup.

225. The secret of any great relationship is to hate the same people.

224. When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says everything’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says something’s not funny, you’d better not laugh your ass off.

223. Losers always whine about “their best” . Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

222. And those who were seen dancing were thought to be crazy by the ones who couldn’t hear the music.

221. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.

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What is the best movie, and why is it Rocky IV?

Posted by blix on November 27, 2015
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What is the best movie, and why is it Rocky IV? by W Blix

Rocky IV is the best movie of all time for many reasons, among these are:
1. It’s a very entertaining movie.
2. It is the pinnacle of the greatest movie franchise ever.
3. It is a fantastic sports movie.
4. Gotta love a montage.
5. The way the relationship between Rocky and Apollo developed over four movies.
6. Terrific acting performances all around.
7. James Brown as James “Living in America” Brown.
8. Dolph Lundgren as Ivan “I must break you” Drago.
9. The robot.
10. Good triumphs over evil.
11. It is very quotable.
12. It was instrumental in Us winning the cold war.

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Life lessons part XI

Posted by blix on October 21, 2015
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Life lessons part XI by W Blix

The future is now!

220. Tromsø is a breeding ground for damn commies.

219. There’s nothing wrong with quoting someone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about.

218. You wanna have a really big party? you’ve gotta have some little people.

217. It’s always hammertime.

216. How do you get a redhead to argue with you? Say something.

215. Don’t hate Monday, make Monday hate you.

214. You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.

213. Communism is a hateful thing, and a menace to peace and organized government.

212. You can never have enough flashlights.

211. Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

210. You never know how strong and ready you are until being strong and ready is the only choice you have.

209. It is impossible to make a good spy movie.

208. No longer talk at all about the kind of man that a good man ought to be, but be such.

207. Can’t get along, might as well get it on.

206. More cowbell!

205. Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.

204. Trying is the first step towards failure.

203. It’s not whether you win or lose, but whether you win!

202. You don’t observe a dance class, you dance a dance class.

201. Boldly go.

Make like a tree and get out of here.