Posted by blix on July 04, 2018
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Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official, save exactly to the degree in which he himself stands by the country. It is patriotic to support him insofar as he efficiently serves the country. It is unpatriotic not to oppose him to the exact extent that by inefficiency or otherwise he fails in his duty to stand by the country. In either event, it is unpatriotic not to tell the truth, whether about the president or anyone else.

~Theodore Roosevelt

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Life lessons part XVIII

Posted by blix on June 04, 2018
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Life lessons part XVIII by W Blix


You got some learnin’ to do.


360. Use ANY excuse not to go to Tromsø.

359. If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

358. Put your thing down, flip it and reverse it.

357. The standard you walk past is the standard you accept.

356. Forget, but never forgive.

355. Redheaded women are either violent or false, and usually are both.

354. Play it til your fingers bleed.

353. Communism didn’t fall. It was pushed.

352. One if the hardest things in life to learn are which bridges to cross and which bridges to burn.

351. Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

350. It is easier to build strong and ready children than to repair broken men.

349. Girls just wanna have funds.

348. Put the ‘he’ in ‘hero’

347. Sail your vessel till the river runs dry.

346. Dress white, make your flight. Dress brown, never leave town.

345. Life is too short to be living somebody else’s dream.

344. Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.

343. Obstacles are challenges for winners and excuses for losers.

342. Dance your troubles away.

341. May you live long and kick ass. But if they ever make you choose between the two, then kick ass.


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Sains ju mait bi Nårvijann

Posted by blix on May 17, 2018
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Sains ju mait bi Nårvijann bai V Bliks

1. Jår heitred får Tromseehh iss dip ænd pørsonal.

2. Jår låv får de King iss dip ænd pørsonal.

3. Ju nåo dætt de vinter ålympiks ar de måost impårtn ting in de vøld.

4. Ju gett fål dæun drønk evri vikend.

5. Ju refør tu evriver in de vøld æs “dæun der”.

6. Ju never tåk tu streinjers.

7. Jår feivrøtt sång iss “Teik Ånn Mi”

8. Jår feivrøtt ting tu våtsj ånn tivi iss de nus.

9. Ju tink dætt ju ar better dæn evribåddi els.

10. Ju vud ræter dai dæn ædmitt dætt ju tink dætt ju ar better dæn enivånn.

11. Jår gåul inn laif iss tu bi better dæn de Svids.

12. Ju it fisj evri dei.

13. Ju ski evriver ju gåo.

14. Ju heit de Leibur parti, bøtt ju fil strenjli kåmpelld tu våot får dem.

15. Ju tink Barakk Husein Obama disørvd de Nobel pis prais.

16. Ju hæv de vørst inglish æksent inn de vøld.

17. Ju tink Dan Børge Akerø iss de måst enterteining mæn in de vøld.

King æn Køntri!

Life lessons part XVII

Posted by blix on May 14, 2018
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Life lessons part XVII by W Blix

We write the life lessons that make the whole world sing.
We write the life lessons of love and special thing.
We write the life lessons that make the young girls cry.
We write the life lessons, We write the life lessons.

340. The fourth biggest problem with Tromsø is the architecture.
339. A gentleman announces his intentions.
338. Tell the world how you feel with the sound of a gat.
337. You should watch Rocky IV atleast once a day.
336. What do you call a ginger getting an abortion? A crime stopper.
335. Don’t ask people to defend the shameful lowlands of the way they’re drifting gloomily through time.
334. Ladies love a guy waiting for them in the rain.
333. Communism is the final logic of the dehumanization of man.
332. Make sure you are advertiser friendly.
331. When you’re rich enough, you can wear whatever you want.
330. The weak fall, but the strong and ready will remain and never go under!
329. Pay it forward.
328. There’s more to being a man than just shopping for fancy outfits.
327. To love someone is to confront them with their own worthlessness.
326. Stay positive and test negative.
325. Always thank the academy.
324. First you’ll need a declaration of war. That way, everything you do will be nice and legal.
323. If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
322. Get your freak on.
321. For democracy, any man would give his only begotten son.

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Posted by blix on March 04, 2018
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Resist by W Blix

We would like to go on the record and make it abundantly clear that We support Our brothers and sisters in Finnmark in their noble fight against Tromsø.

Stay strong!


Life lessons part XVI

Posted by blix on January 26, 2018
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Life lessons part XVI by W Blix

Y’all ready for this?

320. The third biggest problem with Tromsø is the football team.
319. Start by starting
318. Regulate
317. When redheaded people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.
316. You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
315. If your not woke, it’s bad.
314. At any given time, the urge to sing ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ is just a whim away
313. Jokes about communism aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
312. Real border security is the hatred we keep in our hearts.
311. With great power comes great chicks and money.
310. Strength and readiness does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
309. Roam if you want to.
308. Cowards die a thousand times before their deaths, the valiant taste of death but once.
307. Getting up early and working hard, that’s the American Dream Dusty Rhodes.
306. Keep your eyes on the road and you foot on the fucking gas.
305. If you’re not going with a Latin motto like, what are you even doing?
304. Hurtin’ hearts need some healin’
303. Winning is a state of mind that embraces everything you do.
302. If you wanna skin a ferret, you better bring your dancing shoes.
301. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill em right back.

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Posted by blix on January 18, 2018
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2018 by W Blix

We hope all our dear readers are keepin’ it real, beating up damn commies and reaching for the stars in the new year.

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Life lessons part XV

Posted by blix on January 10, 2017
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Life lessons part XV by W Blix

Hide your kids, hide your wife. It’s life lessons.

300. The second biggest problem with Tromsø is the dialect.
299. If it rhymes, it chimes.
298. Any man with two hands has a fighting chance.
297. It’s not enough to be legit, you have too be to legit to quit.
296. How do you save a ginger from drowning? Take your foot off its head.
295. Don’t wait for the apocalypse, become the apocalypse.
294. Sometimes you just have to agree to disagree and grab some pussy.
293. The trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money.
292. Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.
291. It’s a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.
290. There’s only one certainty in life; a strong and ready man stands above and conquers all!
289. Girls just wanna have fun.
288. History defines men by moments… and shit.
287. Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
286. Don’t let school interfere with your education.
285. A boyband must have five members.
284. Just pick a dead end and chill out till you die.
283. The winner takes it all.
282. Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
281. Drink the blood of your vanquished enemy and move on.

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Posted by blix on September 19, 2016
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1916 by W Blix

Happy centennial!

Ja, vi ælska Bodø/Glimt…

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Life lessons part XIV

Posted by blix on July 04, 2016
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Life lessons part XIV by W Blix

Let Us say this and when We say that, what We mean is We’re gonna say something.

280. The biggest problem with Tromsø is the people.

279. Don’t underestimate the power of being underestimated.

278. When you tell someone who doesn’t watch wrestling that you watch wrestling, they will inevitably respond with “You know it’s fake, right?”

277. When passing a redhead in the streets, you are supposed to spit and turn around.

276. Walk like an Egyptian.

275. Life is short and that’s why you have to do whatever you want all the time.

274. Never break more than one law at a time.

273. Communism is the devils lube. Which he uses daily to ass fuck people.

272. Enhance your calm.

271. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

270. When We are strong and ready, We will relinquish the search, and become “that” which We seek.

269. If things seem under control, you are just not going fast enough.

268. Real men pay with cash.

267. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.

266. Carpe the heck out of the diem.

265. If there’s room in the heart, there’s room in the butt.

264. Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.

263. It’s not worth winning if you cant deliver.

262. You can’t wait for Patrick Swayze, you have to dance for yourself.

261. What we do in life echoes in eternity.

Live free or die!