Monthly Archives: May 2018

Sains ju mait bi Nårvijann

Posted by blix on May 17, 2018
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Sains ju mait bi Nårvijann bai V Bliks

1. Jår heitred får Tromseehh iss dip ænd pørsonal.

2. Jår låv får de King iss dip ænd pørsonal.

3. Ju nåo dætt de vinter ålympiks ar de måost impårtn ting in de vøld.

4. Ju gett fål dæun drønk evri vikend.

5. Ju refør tu evriver in de vøld æs “dæun der”.

6. Ju never tåk tu streinjers.

7. Jår feivrøtt sång iss “Teik Ånn Mi”

8. Jår feivrøtt ting tu våtsj ånn tivi iss de nus.

9. Ju tink dætt ju ar better dæn evribåddi els.

10. Ju vud ræter dai dæn ædmitt dætt ju tink dætt ju ar better dæn enivånn.

11. Jår gåul inn laif iss tu bi better dæn de Svids.

12. Ju it fisj evri dei.

13. Ju ski evriver ju gåo.

14. Ju heit de Leibur parti, bøtt ju fil strenjli kåmpelld tu våot får dem.

15. Ju tink Barakk Husein Obama disørvd de Nobel pis prais.

16. Ju hæv de vørst inglish æksent inn de vøld.

17. Ju tink Dan Børge Akerø iss de måst enterteining mæn in de vøld.

King æn Køntri!

Life lessons part XVII

Posted by blix on May 14, 2018
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Life lessons part XVII by W Blix

 
We write the life lessons that make the whole world sing.
We write the life lessons of love and special thing.
We write the life lessons that make the young girls cry.
We write the life lessons, We write the life lessons.

 
340. The fourth biggest problem with Tromsø is the architecture.
339. A gentleman announces his intentions.
338. Tell the world how you feel with the sound of a gat.
337. You should watch Rocky IV atleast once a day.
336. What do you call a ginger getting an abortion? A crime stopper.
335. Don’t ask people to defend the shameful lowlands of the way they’re drifting gloomily through time.
334. Ladies love a guy waiting for them in the rain.
333. Communism is the final logic of the dehumanization of man.
332. Make sure you are advertiser friendly.
331. When you’re rich enough, you can wear whatever you want.
330. The weak fall, but the strong and ready will remain and never go under!
329. Pay it forward.
328. There’s more to being a man than just shopping for fancy outfits.
327. To love someone is to confront them with their own worthlessness.
326. Stay positive and test negative.
325. Always thank the academy.
324. First you’ll need a declaration of war. That way, everything you do will be nice and legal.
323. If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
322. Get your freak on.
321. For democracy, any man would give his only begotten son.

Hugs and kisses.