Life Lessons Part II by W Blix
After the roaring success of Life Lessons Part I, We thought We would attempt the much dreaded sequel.
40. Tromsø Idrettslag sucks!
39. Lessons learned today are forgotten tomorrow.
38. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!
37. Stress will kill you.
36. You can’t be a non-conformist if you don’t drink coffee.
35. Lady Liberty is a proud woman.
34. Learn to Fart.
33. Nothing tastes as sweet as pinko commie blood.
32. There’s always room for jello.
31. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?
30. Don’t mess with Oprah.
29. If you liked it then you should-a put a ring on it.
28. The glory is not in never failing, but in rising every time you fall.
27. Statistics can be used to prove anything.
26. Play through the pain.
25. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
24. A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
23. People like lists.
22. Dance like nobody’s watching.
21. An episode of Walker, Texas Ranger can change your life.
Hugs and kisses.