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Posted by blix on September 09, 2009
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Electrifying by W Blix

A few days remaining till the Norwegian Parliamentary election. Do you have election fever yet?

So far the campaign has been quite boring. The only issue anyone seems to care about is who should serve in His Majesties Cabinet.

If the communists win (Dog forbid) they will no doubt continue with their policy of turning Norway into the Cambodian killing fields.

If the non-communists prevail no one knows what the fudge will happen. It seems these boys and girls just can’t play nice.

Blix feels that the most likely outcome is a pure Conservative government, backed by the Liberals, the Christian Democrats and the Progressives. This would be the best solution for the country.

There are a few requirements for this to happen though; First the non-communists will need a majority in Parliament. Second the party leaders will need to quit acting like little bitches. Third the Conservative party block should be fairly large.

The more votes the Conservatives get the more likely a non-communists government is.

Any vote for any other party is a vote for the pinkos.

Anybody who doesn’t vote forfeits their right to complain about anything for the next four years.

Hugs and kisses.