W Blix

Life lessons part XXII by W Blix

‘Pon the mic We’re the teacher! Spread Our words like a preacher!

440. Any year Tromsø gets relegated is a good year.

439. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

438. The cream rises to the top.

437. You gotta keep ’em separated.

436. Be careful where you put your dick and your signature.

435. The best way to predict the future is to create it.

434. Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

433. Socialism is like a dream. Sooner or later you wake up to reality.

432. Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.

431. You’re never too rich to be white trash.

430. Through strength and readiness We are the masters of our fate.

429. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

428. Death before dishonor!

427. Nothing beats doing meth in a Walmart parking lot.

426. Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.

425. Listen to your heart.

424. Going cold turkey isn’t as delicious as it sounds.

423. Winners always want the ball when the game’s on the line.

422. Dance isn’t about the fame or or glory, but it’s about telling a story that takes your audience on a journey that ebbs and flows.

421. Secure the perimeter.

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Life lessons part XXI by W Blix

And now’s the time to cut the umbilical cord and flush the toilet: It’s life lessons.

420. Crap all over Tromsø at any chance you get.
419. Never use a big word when a diminutive one will do.
418. Keep it rockin’
417. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.
416. We want you to remember that no punk bastard ever got a gnarley piece of poontang by being sensitive and considerate!
415. Don’t stop when you’re tired, stop when you’re done.
414. Never do anything that you aren’t willing to explain to the paramedics.
413. Communism: Liberation of the people from the burdens of liberty.
412. Find the place you love the most.
411. A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you’re talking about real money.
410. Weak and unready men stay on earth, strong and ready men go to the moon.
409. You’ve got to search for the hero inside yourself.
408. There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.
407. Three things can not hide for long: the Moon, the Sun and the Truth.
406. Never pay full price for anything.
405. The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
404. Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad.
403. Ask yourself, “Well… how did I get here?”
402. The rhythm is gonna get’cha.
401. All you have in this world are your balls and your word, don’t break them for anybody.

To Infinity and Beyond!

203 by W Blix

There are only two things to do in Bodø; live and die.

Life lessons part XX by W Blix

We know the game and we’re gonna play it…

400. Tromsø should be left off maps.
399. The thing that gets you to the show and the thing that keeps you in the show is the ability to deliver a great speech.
398. Put your hair up and square up.
397. “All the cool kidz are doing it” is the best reason to do anything.
396. The dinner table is a war zone of ideas and whoever shouts the loudest is right.
395. There’s no crying in baseball!
394. When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma’s jewelry and you go clubbing.
393. Communism is the corruption of a dream of justice.
392. May the bridges We burn light the way.
391. Fear is the steady hand that unhooks the bra of capitalism.
390. Shallow men believe in luck or in circumstance. Strong and ready men believe in cause and effect.
389. Never put a period where Odin put a comma.
388. The biggest shame imaginable is fathering a son who doesn’t grow up to be a professional athlete.
387. Mountains are there to be climbed.
386. Life is just a constant battle between wanting a six pack and wanting a six pack.
385. You don’t know how good someone’s music really is until you find out they’re a pedophile.
384. Don’t go around breaking young girls’ hearts.
383. One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
382. There’s nothing a little dancing on a bar can’t solve.
381. Curse and fight until your heart’s done pumping.

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Congratulations by W Blix

Happy birthday King Harald!

King and Country!

Life lessons part XIX by W Blix

 
Operator won’t you put Us on through, We gotta send Our life lessons down to the internet.

 
380. Tromsø is the worst place in the world.
379. It’s important to start the show with a 9/11 joke, so the audience knows you mean business.
378. Bless the rains down in Africa.
377. Skinny people aren’t funny.
376. Gingers have no soul.
375. We are only as good as the promises we keep.
374. The best thing about being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun.
373. Communism feeds on aggression, hatred, and the imprisonment of men’s minds and souls.
372. No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
371. You gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
370. You gotta be strong, and you gotta be ready, and you gotta be fresh from the fight.
369. Be a smooth operator.
368. Cometh the hour, cometh the man.
367. Good ideas don’t stand a chance against good bureaucracy.
366. You don’t want too much grace or you won’t be able to stand.
365. Daylight Saving Time is stupid.
364. If at first you don’t succeed, give up.
363. It is truly exhausting being both a lover AND a fighter.
362. Hips don’t lie.
361. Don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

 
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Patriotism by W Blix

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official, save exactly to the degree in which he himself stands by the country. It is patriotic to support him insofar as he efficiently serves the country. It is unpatriotic not to oppose him to the exact extent that by inefficiency or otherwise he fails in his duty to stand by the country. In either event, it is unpatriotic not to tell the truth, whether about the president or anyone else.

~Theodore Roosevelt

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Life lessons part XVIII by W Blix

You got some learnin’ to do.

360. Use ANY excuse not to go to Tromsø.

359. If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

358. Put your thing down, flip it and reverse it.

357. The standard you walk past is the standard you accept.

356. Forget, but never forgive.

355. Redheaded women are either violent or false, and usually are both.

354. Play it til your fingers bleed.

353. Communism didn’t fall. It was pushed.

352. One if the hardest things in life to learn are which bridges to cross and which bridges to burn.

351. Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

350. It is easier to build strong and ready children than to repair broken men.

349. Girls just wanna have funds.

348. Put the ‘he’ in ‘hero’

347. Sail your vessel till the river runs dry.

346. Dress white, make your flight. Dress brown, never leave town.

345. Life is too short to be living somebody else’s dream.

344. Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.

343. Obstacles are challenges for winners and excuses for losers.

342. Dance your troubles away.

341. May you live long and kick ass. But if they ever make you choose between the two, then kick ass.

Hugs and kisses.

Sains ju mait bi Nårvijann bai V Bliks

1. Jår heitred får Tromseehh iss dip ænd pørsonal.

2. Jår låv får de King iss dip ænd pørsonal.

3. Ju nåo dætt de vinter ålympiks ar de måost impårtn ting in de vøld.

4. Ju gett fål dæun drønk evri vikend.

5. Ju refør tu evriver in de vøld æs “dæun der”.

6. Ju never tåk tu streinjers.

7. Jår feivrøtt sång iss “Teik Ånn Mi”

8. Jår feivrøtt ting tu våtsj ånn tivi iss de nus.

9. Ju tink dætt ju ar better dæn evribåddi els.

10. Ju vud ræter dai dæn ædmitt dætt ju tink dætt ju ar better dæn enivånn.

11. Jår gåul inn laif iss tu bi better dæn de Svids.

12. Ju it fisj evri dei.

13. Ju ski evriver ju gåo.

14. Ju heit de Leibur parti, bøtt ju fil strenjli kåmpelld tu våot får dem.

15. Ju tink Barakk Husein Obama disørvd de Nobel pis prais.

16. Ju hæv de vørst inglish æksent inn de vøld.

17. Ju tink Dan Børge Akerø iss de måst enterteining mæn in de vøld.

King æn Køntri!

Life lessons part XVII by W Blix

 
We write the life lessons that make the whole world sing.
We write the life lessons of love and special thing.
We write the life lessons that make the young girls cry.
We write the life lessons, We write the life lessons.

 
340. The fourth biggest problem with Tromsø is the architecture.
339. A gentleman announces his intentions.
338. Tell the world how you feel with the sound of a gat.
337. You should watch Rocky IV atleast once a day.
336. What do you call a ginger getting an abortion? A crime stopper.
335. Don’t ask people to defend the shameful lowlands of the way they’re drifting gloomily through time.
334. Ladies love a guy waiting for them in the rain.
333. Communism is the final logic of the dehumanization of man.
332. Make sure you are advertiser friendly.
331. When you’re rich enough, you can wear whatever you want.
330. The weak fall, but the strong and ready will remain and never go under!
329. Pay it forward.
328. There’s more to being a man than just shopping for fancy outfits.
327. To love someone is to confront them with their own worthlessness.
326. Stay positive and test negative.
325. Always thank the academy.
324. First you’ll need a declaration of war. That way, everything you do will be nice and legal.
323. If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
322. Get your freak on.
321. For democracy, any man would give his only begotten son.

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