Posted by blix on May 20, 2016
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1816 by W Blix

Happy bicentennial!

Farlig åpent la de byen…

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Posted by blix on February 21, 2016
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Birthday by W Blix

Happy birthday to His Majesty King Harald V!

King and Country!

Life lessons part XIII

Posted by blix on January 21, 2016
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Life lessons part XIII by W Blix

Hear Us now and believe Us later.

260. Boycott Tromsø companies.
259. Knowing is half the battle.
258. The only card you need is the ace of spades.
257. Stick the landing!
256. Teach your daughters to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
255. Redheads are more likely to be left-handed than any other hair color.
254. Nobody likes a crybaby except their mommies and democrats.
253. Socialism is simply Communism for people without the testosterone to man the barricades.
252. Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone.
251. What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.
250. One secret of success in life is for a man to be strong and ready for his opportunity when it comes.
249. It’s amazing what liquor does to guilt.
248. A man is as a man does! NOT as he says, hopes or promises.
247. It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to them after they say it.
246. If a man says you’re ugly he’s being mean. If a woman says you’re ugly she’s envious. If a little kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
245. The secret to a happy marriage is separate bathrooms.
244. Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.
243. Losing feels worse than winning feels good.
242. The successful and happy ones dance lightly with life.
241. When you’re pushed, killing’s as easy as breathing.

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Posted by blix on January 01, 2016
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2016 by W Blix

Happy new year, kidz!

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Life lessons part XII

Posted by blix on December 18, 2015
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Life lessons part XII by W Blix

Dra krakken bortått glaset…

240. You’ll have a wonderful time in Tromsø. NOT!

239. There are no secrets on the internet.

238. You gotta make Roman look really, really strong.

237. Know the comfort of parachute pants.

236. In Ancient Egypt, redheads were buried alive as sacrifice to the god Osiris. The Egyptians had the right idea.

235. It’s ok to crymax.

234. You gotta hustle for the muscle.

233. Find a socialist and punch him or her in the face.

232. Free bird!

231. What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.

230. Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of readiness to die.

229. Never go with a hippie to a second location.

228. A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer.

227. The higher the hair the closer to Jesus.

226. It’s not a meal without ketchup.

225. The secret of any great relationship is to hate the same people.

224. When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says everything’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says something’s not funny, you’d better not laugh your ass off.

223. Losers always whine about “their best” . Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

222. And those who were seen dancing were thought to be crazy by the ones who couldn’t hear the music.

221. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.

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What is the best movie, and why is it Rocky IV?

Posted by blix on November 27, 2015
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What is the best movie, and why is it Rocky IV? by W Blix

Rocky IV is the best movie of all time for many reasons, among these are:
1. It’s a very entertaining movie.
2. It is the pinnacle of the greatest movie franchise ever.
3. It is a fantastic sports movie.
4. Gotta love a montage.
5. The way the relationship between Rocky and Apollo developed over four movies.
6. Terrific acting performances all around.
7. James Brown as James “Living in America” Brown.
8. Dolph Lundgren as Ivan “I must break you” Drago.
9. The robot.
10. Good triumphs over evil.
11. It is very quotable.
12. It was instrumental in Us winning the cold war.

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Life lessons part XI

Posted by blix on October 21, 2015
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Life lessons part XI by W Blix

The future is now!

220. Tromsø is a breeding ground for damn commies.

219. There’s nothing wrong with quoting someone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about.

218. You wanna have a really big party? you’ve gotta have some little people.

217. It’s always hammertime.

216. How do you get a redhead to argue with you? Say something.

215. Don’t hate Monday, make Monday hate you.

214. You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.

213. Communism is a hateful thing, and a menace to peace and organized government.

212. You can never have enough flashlights.

211. Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

210. You never know how strong and ready you are until being strong and ready is the only choice you have.

209. It is impossible to make a good spy movie.

208. No longer talk at all about the kind of man that a good man ought to be, but be such.

207. Can’t get along, might as well get it on.

206. More cowbell!

205. Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.

204. Trying is the first step towards failure.

203. It’s not whether you win or lose, but whether you win!

202. You don’t observe a dance class, you dance a dance class.

201. Boldly go.

Make like a tree and get out of here.


Posted by blix on September 04, 2015
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Decennium by W Blix

It is now ten years since We started this blog.

What a ride it’s been. Many tears have been shed, many laughs have been shared, many enemies have knelt before Us.

We wanna thank Our dear readers. We didn’t think We would make it this far, but your incredible devotion have kept Us going.

They try to keep Us down, but We will continue to spit the truth, no matter the repercussions.

North to the Future

Big hugs and kisses.

Life lessons part X

Posted by blix on August 28, 2015
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Life lessons part X by W Blix

Aww shit! Get your towels ready, it’s about to go down!

200. Travel advisory for Tromsø: STAY HOME!!

199. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

198. Live the gimmick.

197. The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

196. When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you’re busy.

195. If Monday were a person, it would be a ginger.

194. The best defense against bullshit is vigilance.

193. Communism is the death of the soul. It is the organization of total conformity – in short, of tyranny – and it is committed to making tyranny universal.

192. Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.

191. Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.

190. It’s not always necessary to be strong and ready, but to feel strong and ready.

189. The time is always right to do the right thing.

188. A man is only as good as his sword.

187. The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

186. Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.

185. Hug it out.

184. Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

183. It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

182. Dance, fucker, dance!

181. Come back with your shield, or on it.

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Posted by blix on July 04, 2015
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Truth by W Blix

Doesn’t matter what the press says. Doesn’t matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn’t matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right.

This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences.

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world…


~Captain America

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