Life Lessons Part IV by W Blix
Take heed.
80. Never trust a Tromsøværing.
79. Life is an STD with a 100% mortality rate.
78. Chicago hates Cena.
77. Make sure you never end up with a redheaded stepchild.
76. Blame Canadia.
75. It’s your tactics.
74. You will know them by the beer they drink.
73. Never play a first person shooter on a console.
72. Obey your master.
71. Greed is good.
70. If we are strong and ready, our strenght and readiness will speak for itself.
69. If you didn’t see it on TV, it didn’t happen.
68. Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.
67. It’s all fun and games till you look like a duchebag on TV.
66. Buy land, Odin’s not making any more of it.
65. Pray to Jesus and play the lotto.
64. Don’t be just another brick in the wall.
63. It comes a time in every man’s life when he’s gotta slap on a dress and jump in the lifeboat.
62. Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance.
61. Be a good Hulkamaniac.
Hugs and kisses.
Good work. It must have put a strain on you.
Thank you. It did.
Hugs and kisses.
Thank you!
Moustache!
Thank you very much.
Amish beard!
Hugs and kisses.