Life lessons part XXXVI by W Blix
As Jesus once said, “Oy, it’s good to be back.”
720. Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
719. There’s no need to be snippy; We’re all under the same pressure.
718. Satisfy your appetite with something spectacular.
717. There’s nothing worse than being outsmarted than someone dumber than you.
716. Champagne for Our real friends, real pain for Our sham friends!
715. Respect your essence.
714. Getting married before your older sister is an aggressive and hateful act in any culture.
713. There is no such thing as a non-dangerous dictator! Like all the venomous snakes, all dictators are dangerous! Then what is the antidote? Antidote is Our love for freedom and Our unshakable determination on the matter of keeping this love!
712. German humor is no laughing matter.
711. There is no higher calling than helping rich people live wherever they want.
710. Get strong and ready or die.
709. All the best romances bloom in the midst of a good siege.
708. You don’t mess with a man’s sandwich.
707. You can’t spell American Dream (Dusty Rhodes) without Eric Andre right in the middle.
706. If you don’t make it, it’s because you suck.
705. The roadie knows what the roadie knows…
704. Just because you don’t care doesn’t mean you don’t understand.
703. Sound trumpets! Let Our bloody colours wave! And either victory, or else a grave.
702. Live to dance!
701. There’s nothing like throwing up out a bus door, going sixty-five miles an hour.
Let this be a lesson to you – kidz never learn.