Life Lessons Part II by W Blix
After the roaring success of Life Lessons Part I, We thought We would attempt the much dreaded sequel.
40. Tromsø Idrettslag sucks!
39. Lessons learned today are forgotten tomorrow.
38. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!
37. Stress will kill you.
36. You can’t be a non-conformist if you don’t drink coffee.
35. Lady Liberty is a proud woman.
34. Learn to Fart.
33. Nothing tastes as sweet as pinko commie blood.
32. There’s always room for jello.
31. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?
30. Don’t mess with Oprah.
29. If you liked it then you should-a put a ring on it.
28. The glory is not in never failing, but in rising every time you fall.
27. Statistics can be used to prove anything.
26. Play through the pain.
25. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
24. A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
23. People like lists.
22. Dance like nobody’s watching.
21. An episode of Walker, Texas Ranger can change your life.
Hugs and kisses.
Nr: 36. I have trouble understanding such sentences with three negating words. Does this mean that you must drink coffee to be a person who refuse accepted beliefs? But everybody drinks coffee – it is very mainstream.
Thank you very much! Good night!
Moderate my comment.
*JON*
Over the past week there’s been a lot of confusion, and so we have asked for this assembly to clarify the difference between Goth kids and Vampire kids. Let us make it abundantly clear: if you hate life, truly hate the sun, and need to smoke and drink coffee, you are Goth. If, however, you like dressing in black ’cause it’s “fun,” enjoy putting sparkles on your cheeks and following the occult while avoiding things that are bad for your health, then you are most likely a douchebag vampire wannabe boner. Because anybody who thinks they are actually a vampire is freaking retarded.
Hugs and kisses.
Calvin
You are very welcome. Good evening.
Hugs and kisses.
P.S. Why do you have a new blog or site on the intertubes or whatever every two weeks?
Stand and deliver!
More hugs and kisses.
Jon
Done.
Hugs and kisses.
P.S. Why do We have to approve that one, but not that one?
More hugs and kisses.
P.P.S. Notice that Calvin didn’t ride Our ass about it.
Even more hugs and kisses.
Maybe spammers usually like stars.
Hugs and kisses.