Life lessons part XXXVIII by W Blix
And it goes a little something like this…
760. Mack is probably the worst beer in the world.
759. Life raises questions only the heart can answer.
758. The swag ain’t on you. It’s in you.
757. Hold the Heathen Hammer High
756. Look good, feel good, play good.
755. Always wise to purge the rabble.
754. Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.
753. Socialism is an alternative to capitalism as potassium cyanide is an alternative to water.
752. Find the alligator within.
751. Better earning than learning.
750. When you’re strong and ready, nothing can stop you. If something’s stopping you, you’re not strong and ready.
749. Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something.
748. Whoso would be a man must be a non-conformist.
747. You will never understand bureaucracies until you understand that for bureaucrats procedure is everything and outcomes are nothing.
746. Any book worth banning is a book worth reading.
745. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
744. In the right hat, anything is possible.
743. Nobody cares about your story until you win, so win.
742. Everybody dance now!
741. Seek & Destroy
Because it’s like that and that’s the way it is.