The Republic of Norway by W Blix
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The Royal engagement in Sweden has sparked debate over the form of government, with republicans crawling out of the mud to spew their hateful propaganda on TV.
Sadly this phenomena is well known in Norway. Anytime the Royals do anything, the media is flooded with republicans explaining why this is bad and why we need to ditch the Monarchy altogether.
The number of people who say they think Norway should be a republic is tiny. In fact it’s about as many as would like to reinstitute the death penalty. Yet there is no death penalty debate in Norway.
So how do we explain this? Two issues with the same popular support; one the source of frequent media coverage and lengthy debate, the other completely ignored…
Could it possibly be because the Norwegian media is made up of treacherous pinko commies who won’t stop until everything that is good and pure in the world has been ass raped, spit on and left for dead?
In order to divide and conquer, we should classify Norwegian republicans into one of four groups:
First group. Those who think the Monarchy is somewhat antiquated, but don’t really care one way or another. This group is largely harmless, but keep your eyes open.
Second group. People who think inherited power is unfair. Republic is more “democratic”. Their left leaning voting would suggest they don’t really care that much about democracy. Should be watched closely at all times.
Third group. Think the Norwegian people would actually benefit from a change to a republic. These guys are deranged, and should be institutionalized.
Forth group. The Die Hard commies who are willing to do what is needed to topple the Monarchy. The big secret in Norwegian politics is that there actually isn’t any legal way to change the form of government. The only way to do it is by armed revolution. Since the goal of this group is a bloody civil war, the solution is clear: Drag them into the streets and shoot them in the back of the head.
Verkställ ordern!!
It is sad that the Norwegian media is so left leaning, and that the Country is full of traitors.
All We can promise is that as long as there is a breath left in Us, We will be standing guard outside the Palace.
King and Country!
I wish the King would involve himself more in matters of importance. I wish he had more desire for power. I wish he once in a while would overrule stupid legislation being proposed. I wish he could have some opinions. Is it not so that he should have the final saying in matters? I sort of wish he would act more as a dictator for good and for worse. Now he is more or less just existing, breathing precious air.
Now the politicians can sell out Norway if the winds of change allow.
Having an active head of state, such as a king with an active involvement in the country would also be good in keeping an independent Norwegian state in the future. But since this is not the case, I am afraid our sovereignty will be sold out to some consolidated global power such as the EU or NAU in a matter of time. Then the king will just be even more of a puppet than he is now. Then the Norwegian king will have to dance when he gets his orders from people above in the global power structure.
Thank you.
How can you stand guard in front of the palace if you don’t leave the garbage dump/septic tank Bodø first. Pack your suitcase and get on the first plane to civilization.
Jeg foreslår at man holder seg til bokmål. Lenge leve monarkiet.
Jon.
It would be nice if the King was more involved in day to day operations. Though I’m not too worried about the EU taking over.
Go Lumberjacks!
Hugs and kisses.
The Sprisk.
I guess I will just have to trust you boys to hold the Fort while I fight my way down there.
Strength in numbers!
Hugs and kisses.
JP.
I’m afraid I don’t understand your silly language.
King and Contry!
Hugs and kisses.
HMK must assert himself more. Especially over this Behn man that is running his own show. Ari Behn is undermining the whole operation with his constant appearances and nonsense talk. Why does not HMK shut this Ari Behn character up?
Jon.
I really don’t think Mr. Behn has done anything wrong.
Sad as hell.
Hugs and kisses.
Only so many days left to keep up have-a-post-a-month-2009-a-ton!
What do you think about the royal family’s new puppy?
Jon.
Whatchu talkin bout Willis?
Hugs and kisses.
Jon.
As long as it enjos the taste of republican flesh, I’m all for it.
Hugs and kisses.