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Congratulations by W Blix

Wishing His Majesty a Happy Birthday.

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Life lessons part VI by W Blix

All right stop. Collaborate and listen. Blix is back with brand new Life Lessons.

120. If you go to Tromsø, you’re gonna have a bad time.

119. Sound off like you got a pair!

118. Don’t hinder Jinder.

117. Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out of it alive.

116. Don’t forget to bring a towel.

115. A ginger’s worst enemy is the sun.

114. No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won’t make you cry.

113. How do you tell a communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.

112. The world would be a better place if everyone wore name tags.

111. The art is not in making money, but in keeping it.

110. If you make a film, make sure it has a samurai.

109. If your gonna climb the tower, ring the bell.

108. You are not a man until you weigh over 220 lbs.

107. Never bring shame upon your dojo.

106. Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

105. Be excellent to each other.

104. Never say anything, unless you’re sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.

103. It is not okay to lose.

102. Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain…

101. Die hard!

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Half way to 152 by W Blix

Happy birthday!

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Still Kickin’ by W Blix

The only reason anyone had for voting for the secret muslim in ’08, was that they were sure that old man McCain would drop dead in his first term and Sarah Palin would ascend to the presidency.
Well guess who’s still with Us?

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Life Lessons Part V by W Blix

You’re about to be schooled.

100. Hødd kicks ass!!!

99. The answers to the questions of life aren’t on the bottom of the bottle… They’re on TV!

98. If you scared to take chances, you’ll never have the answers.

97. Be nice until it’s time to not be nice.

96. There is nothing less sexy than a dude who respects a restraining order.

95. If you wear any kind of uniform, people will think you’re a tour guide.

94. If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything.

93. Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.

92. There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

91. Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

90. To survive a war, you gotta become war.

89. A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present.

88. Glory waits for no man.

87. You gotta let it ride!

86. One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.

85.  Sometimes you gotta take one for the team.

84. If you can’t build a robot, be a robot.

83. Almost doesn’t cut it.

82. We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.

81. You can MacGyver yourself out of virtually any predicament.

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Seven Five by W Blix

Big congratulations to HM King Harald on turning seventy five today!

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Life Lessons Part IV by W Blix

Take heed.

80. Never trust a Tromsøværing.

79. Life is an STD with a 100% mortality rate.

78. Chicago hates Cena.

77. Make sure you never end up with a redheaded stepchild.

76. Blame Canadia.

75. It’s your tactics.

74. You will know them by the beer they drink.

73. Never play a first person shooter on a console.

72. Obey your master.

71. Greed is good.

70. If we are strong and ready, our strenght and readiness will speak for itself.

69. If you didn’t see it on TV, it didn’t happen.

68. Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.

67. It’s all fun and games till you look like a duchebag on TV.

66. Buy land, Odin’s not making any more of it.

65. Pray to Jesus and play the lotto.

64. Don’t be just another brick in the wall.

63. It comes a time in every man’s life when he’s gotta slap on a dress and jump in the lifeboat.

62. Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance.

61. Be a good Hulkamaniac.

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One Way or Another by W Blix

There aren’t many happy, feel-good stories in the news these days, but reports that Osama Bin Laden has been eliminated, is just about the best news anyone could ever ask for.

We remember vividly the horrific images of September 11, 2001. We remember the sinking feeling in Our stomach as We realized it wasn’t a movie or a dream. We remember the heroic actions of the passengers of United 93. We remember New Yorkers desperately searching for their loved ones. We remember thinking how the world has changed forever. We remember one word reverberating in Our head: Vengeance.

We were starting to think it wasn’t gonna happen. But now Bin Laden has got what was coming to him. They say revenge is a dish best served cold. We don’t know about that, but it sure as heck tastes pretty darn good.

In addition to being great news in itself, it also sends a strong message to Our enemies: No matter who you are, no matter who helps you, no matter were you go, no matter were you hide; We will get you!

One way or another.

Our compliments to President Obama for doing what his predecessor could not. And a big thank you to the heroes involved in the operation.

It is a great day!

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B Day by W Blix

Happpy Birthday King.

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Life Lessons Part III by W Blix

Back by popular demand.

60. Tromsø is the root of all evil.

59. The road to Heck is paved with good intentions.

58. Norway hates Cena

57. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

56. You don’t shoot a guy in the dick.

55. Irish need not apply

54. Women don’t respect salad eaters.

53. You can’t go wrong with vampires.

52. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

51. Whoever has the most money when they die, wins.

50. It’s not enough to be just strong or just ready, you have to be strong AND ready.

49. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

48. By standing by our choices and opinions, we are more whole and safer.

47. Ride straight.

46. Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.

45. Sweep the leg!

44. If you give a hooker money to go and get cocaine, she will never come back with the cocaine.

43. Celebrities are better than everyone else.

42. Dancin’ for the man just ain’t where it’s at.

41. Ask yourself: What would Burt Reynolds do?

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