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B Day by W Blix

Happy birthday to HM King Harald V.

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Life lessons part VII by W Blix

YO! It’s the Blix machine! Gonna rock the town without being seen!

140. Turn your back on Tromsø.

139. Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon.

138. Make sure you download the WWE App.

137. Go west.

136. All Catholics are pedophiles.

135. When a famous man dies, the media will inevitably use any pictures and videos they can find of him dressed as a woman.

134. There is no shame in being more catalog than editorial.

133. Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don’t need it and hell where they already have it.

132. Every moment in life is an improv scene.

131. If it dont make dollars it don’t make sense.

130. A strong and ready man doesn’t need to read the future, he makes his own.

129. Bears will fuck you up.

128. Don’t mention the war.

127. Bow to your sensei!

126. In a gold rush be the guy selling shovels and maps.

125. Ethnic humor is the funniest kind of humor.

124. Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.

123. Nobody likes you when you’re 23.

122. Dance into the danger zone.

121. Put the bunny back in the box.

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1814 by W Blix

Happy bicentennial!

Enige og troe, indtil Dovre falder!

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Congratulations by W Blix

Wishing His Majesty a Happy Birthday.

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Life lessons part VI by W Blix

All right stop. Collaborate and listen. Blix is back with brand new Life Lessons.

120. If you go to Tromsø, you’re gonna have a bad time.

119. Sound off like you got a pair!

118. Don’t hinder Jinder.

117. Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out of it alive.

116. Don’t forget to bring a towel.

115. A ginger’s worst enemy is the sun.

114. No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won’t make you cry.

113. How do you tell a communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.

112. The world would be a better place if everyone wore name tags.

111. The art is not in making money, but in keeping it.

110. If you make a film, make sure it has a samurai.

109. If your gonna climb the tower, ring the bell.

108. You are not a man until you weigh over 220 lbs.

107. Never bring shame upon your dojo.

106. Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

105. Be excellent to each other.

104. Never say anything, unless you’re sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.

103. It is not okay to lose.

102. Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain…

101. Die hard!

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Half way to 152 by W Blix

Happy birthday!

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Still Kickin’ by W Blix

The only reason anyone had for voting for the secret muslim in ’08, was that they were sure that old man McCain would drop dead in his first term and Sarah Palin would ascend to the presidency.
Well guess who’s still with Us?

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Life Lessons Part V by W Blix

You’re about to be schooled.

100. Hødd kicks ass!!!

99. The answers to the questions of life aren’t on the bottom of the bottle… They’re on TV!

98. If you scared to take chances, you’ll never have the answers.

97. Be nice until it’s time to not be nice.

96. There is nothing less sexy than a dude who respects a restraining order.

95. If you wear any kind of uniform, people will think you’re a tour guide.

94. If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything.

93. Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.

92. There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

91. Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

90. To survive a war, you gotta become war.

89. A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present.

88. Glory waits for no man.

87. You gotta let it ride!

86. One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.

85.  Sometimes you gotta take one for the team.

84. If you can’t build a robot, be a robot.

83. Almost doesn’t cut it.

82. We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.

81. You can MacGyver yourself out of virtually any predicament.

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Seven Five by W Blix

Big congratulations to HM King Harald on turning seventy five today!

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Life Lessons Part IV by W Blix

Take heed.

80. Never trust a Tromsøværing.

79. Life is an STD with a 100% mortality rate.

78. Chicago hates Cena.

77. Make sure you never end up with a redheaded stepchild.

76. Blame Canadia.

75. It’s your tactics.

74. You will know them by the beer they drink.

73. Never play a first person shooter on a console.

72. Obey your master.

71. Greed is good.

70. If we are strong and ready, our strenght and readiness will speak for itself.

69. If you didn’t see it on TV, it didn’t happen.

68. Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.

67. It’s all fun and games till you look like a duchebag on TV.

66. Buy land, Odin’s not making any more of it.

65. Pray to Jesus and play the lotto.

64. Don’t be just another brick in the wall.

63. It comes a time in every man’s life when he’s gotta slap on a dress and jump in the lifeboat.

62. Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance.

61. Be a good Hulkamaniac.

Hugs and kisses.