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I Love the Smell of Promotion in the Morning by W Blix Glimt is back in the Tippe League after destroying the boys from Skien. The whole Nation rejoices at the prospect of seeing Glimt back on top. Hopefully this … Continue reading →

Target: Skien by W Blix We’re coming for you. And this time it’s personal. Hugs and kisses.

Bear With Me by W Blix Scary news out of Norway and Sweden. Several hunting parties have been attacked by angry killer bears. It seems the quadrupeds have had enough of men with riffles entering the deep dark forests of … Continue reading →

Nobel Gore by W Blix Former Vice President Albert A. Gore “Al” has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. He shares this honor with some UN panel. W Blix congratulates VP Gore and those other people. Let us take a … Continue reading →

For Our King by W Blix I would like to congratulate His Majesty King Harald V of Norway on turning seventy. Happy birthday! And thank Him for His service to His Country and His people. Long may He rule! King … Continue reading →

Dude, Where’s My Constitution? by W Blix Parliament just passed the biggest changes to the Norwegian Constitution ever. Including the introduction of a unicameral system. These changes are at best cosmetic and at worst harmfull to the democracy. Constitutional reform … Continue reading →

New Year – New You by W Blix Many people see the New Year as a fresh start and a time to stop smoking and shit. W Blix’ only resolution is to keep keeping it real. Hugs and kisses.

Dying in America by W Blix The Godfather of Soul James Brown has left us. He played an important part in the development of modern music and had a memorable role in Rocky IV. The hardest working man in Showbiz … Continue reading →

Pisswater by W Blix There is nothing worse than a bar that does not offer an acceptable selection of beer. You’re getting ready to paint the town red and shit. And the first place you hit only has beer from … Continue reading →

For Calvin by W Blix Our legions of fans are desperate for more hard-hitting entries. W is ready to roll.