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Congratulations by W Blix Wishing His Majesty a Happy Birthday. King and Country!

Life lessons part VI by W Blix All right stop. Collaborate and listen. Blix is back with brand new Life Lessons. 120. If you go to Tromsø, you’re gonna have a bad time. 119. Sound off like you got a … Continue reading →

Half way to 152 by W Blix Happy birthday! King and Country!

Still Kickin’ by W Blix The only reason anyone had for voting for the secret muslim in ’08, was that they were sure that old man McCain would drop dead in his first term and Sarah Palin would ascend to … Continue reading →

Life Lessons Part V by W Blix You’re about to be schooled. 100. Hødd kicks ass!!! 99. The answers to the questions of life aren’t on the bottom of the bottle… They’re on TV! 98. If you scared to take … Continue reading →

Seven Five by W Blix Big congratulations to HM King Harald on turning seventy five today! King and Country!

Life Lessons Part IV by W Blix Take heed. 80. Never trust a Tromsøværing. 79. Life is an STD with a 100% mortality rate. 78. Chicago hates Cena. 77. Make sure you never end up with a redheaded stepchild. 76. … Continue reading →

One Way or Another by W Blix There aren’t many happy, feel-good stories in the news these days, but reports that Osama Bin Laden has been eliminated, is just about the best news anyone could ever ask for. We remember … Continue reading →

B Day by W Blix Happpy Birthday King. King and Country!

Life Lessons Part III by W Blix Back by popular demand. 60. Tromsø is the root of all evil. 59. The road to Heck is paved with good intentions. 58. Norway hates Cena 57. We are born naked, wet, and … Continue reading →