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Life lessons part XX by W Blix We know the game and we’re gonna play it… 400. Tromsø should be left off maps. 399. The thing that gets you to the show and the thing that keeps you in the … Continue reading →

Congratulations by W Blix Happy birthday King Harald! King and Country!

Life lessons part XIX by W Blix   Operator won’t you put Us on through, We gotta send Our life lessons down to the internet.   380. Tromsø is the worst place in the world. 379. It’s important to start the … Continue reading →

Patriotism by W Blix Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official, save exactly to the degree in which he himself stands by the country. It is … Continue reading →

Life lessons part XVIII by W Blix   You got some learnin’ to do.   360. Use ANY excuse not to go to Tromsø. 359. If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. 358. Put your thing … Continue reading →

Sains ju mait bi Nårvijann bai V Bliks 1. Jår heitred får Tromseehh iss dip ænd pørsonal. 2. Jår låv får de King iss dip ænd pørsonal. 3. Ju nåo dætt de vinter ålympiks ar de måost impårtn ting in … Continue reading →

Life lessons part XVII by W Blix   We write the life lessons that make the whole world sing. We write the life lessons of love and special thing. We write the life lessons that make the young girls cry. … Continue reading →

Resist by W Blix We would like to go on the record and make it abundantly clear that We support Our brothers and sisters in Finnmark in their noble fight against Tromsø. Stay strong!  

Life lessons part XVI by W Blix Y’all ready for this? 320. The third biggest problem with Tromsø is the football team. 319. Start by starting 318. Regulate 317. When redheaded people are above a certain social grade their hair … Continue reading →

2018 by W Blix We hope all our dear readers are keepin’ it real, beating up damn commies and reaching for the stars in the new year. Hugs and kisses.