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Life lessons part XXII by W Blix ‘Pon the mic We’re the teacher! Spread Our words like a preacher! 440. Any year Tromsø gets relegated is a good year. 439. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never … Continue reading →

Life lessons part XXI by W Blix And now’s the time to cut the umbilical cord and flush the toilet: It’s life lessons. 420. Crap all over Tromsø at any chance you get. 419. Never use a big word when … Continue reading →

203 by W Blix There are only two things to do in Bodø; live and die. Farlig åpent la de byen… Hugs and kisses.

Life lessons part XX by W Blix We know the game and we’re gonna play it… 400. Tromsø should be left off maps. 399. The thing that gets you to the show and the thing that keeps you in the … Continue reading →

Congratulations by W Blix Happy birthday King Harald! King and Country!

Life lessons part XIX by W Blix   Operator won’t you put Us on through, We gotta send Our life lessons down to the internet.   380. Tromsø is the worst place in the world. 379. It’s important to start the … Continue reading →

Patriotism by W Blix Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official, save exactly to the degree in which he himself stands by the country. It is … Continue reading →

Life lessons part XVIII by W Blix   You got some learnin’ to do.   360. Use ANY excuse not to go to Tromsø. 359. If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. 358. Put your thing … Continue reading →

Sains ju mait bi Nårvijann bai V Bliks 1. Jår heitred får Tromseehh iss dip ænd pørsonal. 2. Jår låv får de King iss dip ænd pørsonal. 3. Ju nåo dætt de vinter ålympiks ar de måost impårtn ting in … Continue reading →

Life lessons part XVII by W Blix   We write the life lessons that make the whole world sing. We write the life lessons of love and special thing. We write the life lessons that make the young girls cry. … Continue reading →