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Life lessons part XXVI by W Blix Here’s to feelin’ good all the time. 520. Get some rubber duckies. 519. There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations. 518. Weddings are a great place to meet chicks. 517. … Continue reading →

Glory waits for no man by W Blix Bodø/Glimt has won the Elite Series for the first time in their 104 year history. This, of course, is the greatest achievement in the history of organized sports. We have to admit … Continue reading →

Life lessons part XXV by W Blix Do you have the time to listen to Us whine – about nothing and everything all at once? 500. People who support Tromsø Idrettslag are the worst people in the world.499. If it’s … Continue reading →

The President by W Blix With the presidential election coming up, it is now time for Our official endorsement.We feel very strongly that the sitting President should be replased by Joe Biden. This has less to do with the strengths … Continue reading →

Life lessons part XXIV by W Blix Spittin the truth hot n hard… 480. Tromsø is Norway’s asshole.479. The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.478. Fuck tha Police477. People who refer to Marky Mark as “Mark Wahlberg” … Continue reading →

Life lessons part XXIII by W Blix This one goes out to all Our heroes at the methadone clinics. 460. Knowledge is power, France is bacon.459. If you have to spend the night in a haunted house you better hope … Continue reading →

King! by W Blix Happy birthday to our dear King, King Harald. King and Country!

Life lessons part XXII by W Blix ‘Pon the mic We’re the teacher! Spread Our words like a preacher! 440. Any year Tromsø gets relegated is a good year. 439. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never … Continue reading →

Life lessons part XXI by W Blix And now’s the time to cut the umbilical cord and flush the toilet: It’s life lessons. 420. Crap all over Tromsø at any chance you get. 419. Never use a big word when … Continue reading →

203 by W Blix There are only two things to do in Bodø; live and die. Farlig åpent la de byen… Hugs and kisses.