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Life lessons part XXVIII by W Blix We’ve got a blind date with Destiny… and it looks like she’s ordered the lobster. 560. Tromsø is trash.559. It’s time to take out the trash.558. When it’s sink or swim, you got … Continue reading →

Royal by W Blix Wishing Our dear King a very happy birthday! King and Country!

Life lessons part XXVII by W Blix This here’s a jam for all the fellas… 540. Tromsø should be destroyed.539. So much of writing is just figuring out chapter titles.538. Ain’t no half steppin537. Send in the clowns.536. The main … Continue reading →

Life lessons part XXVI by W Blix Here’s to feelin’ good all the time. 520. Get some rubber duckies. 519. There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations. 518. Weddings are a great place to meet chicks. 517. … Continue reading →

Glory waits for no man by W Blix Bodø/Glimt has won the Elite Series for the first time in their 104 year history. This, of course, is the greatest achievement in the history of organized sports. We have to admit … Continue reading →

Life lessons part XXV by W Blix Do you have the time to listen to Us whine – about nothing and everything all at once? 500. People who support Tromsø Idrettslag are the worst people in the world.499. If it’s … Continue reading →

The President by W Blix With the presidential election coming up, it is now time for Our official endorsement.We feel very strongly that the sitting President should be replased by Joe Biden. This has less to do with the strengths … Continue reading →

Life lessons part XXIV by W Blix Spittin the truth hot n hard… 480. Tromsø is Norway’s asshole.479. The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.478. Fuck tha Police477. People who refer to Marky Mark as “Mark Wahlberg” … Continue reading →

Life lessons part XXIII by W Blix This one goes out to all Our heroes at the methadone clinics. 460. Knowledge is power, France is bacon.459. If you have to spend the night in a haunted house you better hope … Continue reading →

King! by W Blix Happy birthday to our dear King, King Harald. King and Country!