Life lessons part XXXV by W Blix
Here are some life lessons…
700. People from Tromsø should be shunned.
699. Everything you think you know is just static on the radio.
698. Crunk ain’t dead.
697. It’s not a real workout unless your body is convinced it’s being chased by a lion.
696. Global warming was caused by the ending of the Cold War.
695. When change happens it’s either because people see the light or they feel the fire.
694. Part of being an empowered woman is unapologetically showing the world how much you matter.
693. The one who love power becomes dictator and one who admires power becomes slave.
692. Always say ever.
691. Don’t interest yourself in the why, think more often in terms of the when, sometimes where, but always how much.
690. When the shit goes down you better be strong and ready.
689. You feel young as long as you’re never in a room with people younger than you.
688. The man comes around.
687. Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it.
686. The most disturbing thing about Disneyland is seeing all those smiling people walking around wearing Mickey Mouse’s severed scalp
685. Remember that you are unique, but not necessarily in a good way.
684. Less talk, more rock!
683. You do not enter a race to lose.
682. Dream big and dance a lot.
681. Stand with Ukraine!
Hugs and kisses.