Life lessons part XXXIV by W Blix
These life lessons are going like hotcakes.
680. Keep it sophisticated.
679. There’s nothing more rewarding than reaching a goal you’ve set for yourself.
678. Ballpark food doesn’t count as real food.
677. Stress is very damaging to the epidermis!
676. If you can’t say something bad about a relationship you shouldn’t say anything at all.
675. Stop at the duty free shop.
674. Beautiful women get away with murder.
673. Just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion. Right off!!
672. Finishing an entire book doesn’t prove anything.
671. Just because you’re a communist, doesn’t mean you can’t wear anything nice.
670. Once those gorillas accept you, you got it made in the shade.
669. Let’s face it, without rules there’s chaos.
668. Eating a block of cheese is a bachelor paradise.
667. Poise counts!
666. Don’t mess with the Devils!
665. There isn’t anything wrong with being gay.
664. The worst part of beeing blind is not being able to tell if there are bugs in your food.
663. Stuff your sorries in a sack!
662. Birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year’s gone by and how little we’ve grown. No matter how desperate We are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake We know it’s not to be.
661. Make sure you always have forces in the Ukraine.
That seems about right.