Bear With Me

Bear With Me by W Blix
Scary news out of Norway and Sweden. Several hunting parties have been attacked by angry killer bears. It seems the quadrupeds have had enough of men with riffles entering the deep dark forests of the Scandinavian peninsula looking to bring a nice bear skin rug back to the wife. The bears are hitting back, and this time it’s personal.
I for one am somewhat concerned that the animals seem to have little trouble overpowering experienced hunters, with guns, nonetheless.
When the bear community learns of the success of these attacks, we will surly see an escalation of violence And when they get a taste for blood: Watch Out! We could be in for a coordinated massive attack against humanity.
Should we sit back and wait for this offensive, hoping that our new furry overlords spare our lives so that we may bring them honey and picnic baskets?
W says NO! There must be another way. And now there is: Bear Patrols.
We should create a new agency devoted to guarding the borders where civilization meets wild untamed nature, patrolling the streets looking for intruder bears, flushing out collaborators and launching preemptive strikes right in the heart of Bear country.
It is imperative that these Godless killing machines not be allowed to gain an upper paw. We must demand that the politicians introduce Bear Patrols immediately.
Hugs and kisses.