Life lessons part XXXIX by W Blix
Feel the Rhythm! Feel the Rhyme! Get on up, it’s Life Lessons time!
780. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
779. It’s never about what it isn’t, it’s always about what is.
778. Protect your neck.
777. If the confectioneries good enough, you can eat through any trauma.
776. The word abbreviation is too long.
775. The only time it’s good to yell out ‘I HAVE DIARRHEA!’ is when you’re playing scrabble.
774. Never trade your authenticity for approval.
773. The tyrant’s formula for every genocide since the beginning of time: differentiate, divide, destroy.
772. It’s hard to find time to work out when you really dont want to.
771. Nothing beats cash on hand.
770. May your sleep be your death, and your strenght and readiness be your heaven.
769. You know your addicted to TV when the battery on your remote dies and you replace it with the battery from your smoke detector.
768. There is no reason to be alive, if you can’t do deadlift!
767. Life is a combination of drudgery and miracles.
766. Dare to be stupid.
765. Cake is the glue of the wedding.
764. Where there’s expos, there’s free Frisbees!
763. Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.
762. It wouldn’t be right to leave your best girl home on a Saturday night.
761. Forget memory lane, We travel down Attitude Avenue!
With those champagne wishes and caviar dreams.